I know I presumably shouldn't single out God

Animal Planet Full Episodes I know I presumably shouldn't single out God and the Bible as regularly as I do, be that as it may, you know, it's so damn simple it's no trouble at all. God beyond any doubt leads with His button. Anyway, on the off chance that I haven't been struck around lightning at this point, I most likely won't be, so here goes another round. According to common, all references are from the King James Version (KJV) of the supposed "Expression of God".

Scriptural Close Encounters

Way more individuals have had a nearby experience with the Loch Ness Monster than all the different Biblical characters set up together have had as for a very close chinwag with the Almighty. On the off chance that you place confidence in old Greece mythology, way more mortals had a nearby experience - a nearby experience - with Zeus, than at any other time talked with God.

In The Biblical Beginning: Genesis

Genesis 1:24-25 lets us know God made the physical creatures (dairy cattle, brutes, crawling things). Man was then made in Genesis 1:26-27. In Genesis 2:7, God made man (as in the primary male), and after that the monsters, and so on in Genesis 2:18-19. So which started things out the human or the creature?

God says (Genesis 2:17; Genesis 3:3) that in the event that you eat of the taboo natural product that contained the information of good-and-fiendishness (the Bible never specifies it being an apple coincidentally) you will kick the container, quickly if not sooner. Adam and Eve however had an essence of that great and-shrewdness brand of nibble sustenance (Genesis 3:6), and think about what, similar to the serpent said (Genesis 3:4); thou both survived and didn't kick the pail. Thus, God was telling lies! Truth be told, Adam lived to a ready seniority of 930 years (Genesis 5:5), doing his productive and duplicating piece long in the wake of tasting the prohibited organic product. So God in fact cried 'wolf'. In God we trust? I think not.

What's more, does that serpent who prowled in the Garden of Eden know something we don't, that truth be told there is not a divine being, but rather divine beings (plural). Look at the shrewdness of the serpent in Genesis 3:5. Polytheism rules, OK? Truth be told, later on down the track in Exodus, and in other Biblical books, God says the same thing - there are to be sure different divine beings.

Sarah's age as indicated by Genesis 17:17 was 90 years of age when she brings forth Isaac; Genesis 23:1 records her age as 127 years of age at time of death. That ought to be in the "Guinness Book of World Records" and in addition "Ripley's Believe It or Not".

All of you know the narrative of Noah's Ark and the Biblical Flood and how the creatures (each living thing of all tissue) went in two by two, male and female (Genesis 6:19-20; Genesis 7:8-9 and 7:14-15) But in Genesis 7:2-3, clean creatures go in sevens, male and female, likewise the fowls of the air, however unclean mammoths just go in sets, male and female. Something's peculiar some place when the Bible can't get the story straight and reliable in one solitary section.

What age do you hope to live to? In the event that you have confidence in Genesis 6:3, you'll live until you're 120 years of age! Furthermore, here I thought threescore and ten years was the Biblical standard - well I wasn't right. Despite everything I have another fifty-five years of paying expenses to go, not five. That is not 120 most extreme incidentally, but rather 120 years least (since a considerable measure of Biblical characters, similar to Adam, lived way past that). Anyway, 120 years it is. That is God's guarantee. Yet, as a general rule, murmur, that is simply one more of God's lies. So on the off chance that you don't, live to be 120, you know who to fuss as well!

Genesis 4:17 goes on about Cain's wife. Where did she originate from?

At that point you have that Towel of Babel story. Yet, it wasn't simply God who went down to puzzle the dialect of the manufacturers so that nobody would comprehend any other individual. There is a secretive, and strange other(s), noted in Genesis 11:7 as "let us go down" and do the filthy deed. Who is that "us"? Who knows?

Indeed, to get directly to the point, the aggregate of Genesis is one major abnormality through and through.

Other Biblical Contradictions

Presently where precisely did Aaron, kid sibling of Moses, kick the pail? In the event that you trust Numbers 33:39, Aaron passed on, at 123 years old, at Mount Hor. Then again, on the off chance that you trust Deuteronomy 10:6, Aaron passed on and was covered at Mosera. They unquestionably didn't utilize actuality checkers back in those days.

Who incited David to number Israel? Indeed, as indicated by 1 Chronicles 21:1, it was Satan. Be that as it may, how about we not give the fallen angel his due so quick, on the grounds that in 2 Samuel 24:1, it was the LORD Himself who did the deed! There's never a decent editorial manager around when you require one.

What number of minx children did Michal, the little girl of Saul have? Indeed, 2 Samuel 6:23 said she was infertile until the day she kicked the bucket. No descendents did she have. In any case, don't despair for her, on the grounds that in 2 Samuel 21:8 she brought forth an aggregate of five strapping young men. Somebody (Samuel?) didn't concentrate enough maths to recognize zero units from five units.